Sunday, October 26, 2014

The Three Little Pigs as Retold By: Leo

Dearest Cousin,
It was such a pleasure to hear from you.  I regret not having been able to reply sooner, yet much has needed to be done in the past weeks.  I have missed you from the moment that my two brothers and I left home.  Seeing that we had come of age, it seemed good to us that we should make something of ourselves.  Though it took a considerable amount of time to convince Mother, she eventually agreed and we made preparations to leave.  We soon left and made for town.  There were many fine things to be seen in town, yet unlike my brothers, I stuck firmly to my purpose of buying supplies for a house.  My brothers bought the most convenient supplies that they could find and made off to buy plots of land.  I, however, remained in town, asking contractors for their opinions on the sturdiest building.  I had recently heard rumors of the infamous “Big, Bad Wolf” being in the area.  My two brothers simply laughed, saying the reports of such a fellow were silly fairy tales.  I on the other hand was determined to be prepared for whatever I might meet with.  I eventually decided on bricks, having heard that his specialties were in the line of huffing and puffing, which, as I heard were nearly useless against a sturdy brick structure. By the time I met up with my brothers, they had already built their houses and were relaxing with a picnic.  It was evident that they had not put much effort into the building process and I kindly offered my help.  They brushed me aside, so I began to build my own house.  I had read multiple books on the subject and meticulously designed a structure.  Although I spent many weeks and received many criticisms, I eventually built a structure that suited my needs.  I soon found out that I had done so just in time for the Big Bad Wolf was quite near. He soon came upon our houses.  My youngest brother’s house being the weakest, he approached it first.  In a horrible and fearful voice he commanded, “Little Piggy, Little Piggy, let me in!”
           
            My brother’s equally stubborn reply, cheered me a bit, “Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!” 

The wolf was exasperated and began ranting and raving, “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”  As soon as he said this, he gave a tremendous puff that scattered the straw in all dirrections.  My brother squealed and heaved his portly figure to the house of my second youngest brother.  Just as soon as he closed the door behind him, the wolf arrived at the house.  In a voice boomed like thunder, he screamed, “Little Piggies, Little Piggies, let me in!”

Both replied in the same stout manner, “Not by the hair of our chinny, chin, chins!”
He threatened the second pig as he had before, “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.  And so he did.  The sharp, flying sticks cut my brothers in many places.  With much grunting and snorting they scrambled to my house.  They stopped at the door in disbelief of my house’s grandeur, but only for a moment.  The wolf was right behind them and they scrambled inside just in time.  A third time the wolf threatened us and was met with the same response.  This time, however, the wolf’s huffing and puffing was to no avail. My brothers cheered, thinking our troubles to be over.  I, however, saw that the wolf had something else up his sleeve.  I hurriedly told my brothers to gather fire wood and build up a fire.  Though they did not understand what was happening, they listened to me, for they held my judgment in higher regard than their own.  As soon as we had a fire blazing in the fireplace, we heard the scratching of the wolf’s deadly claws on the roof.  My brothers cried out in terror.  In one leap the wolf jumped into the chimney.  He hadn’t seen the smoke.  He gave one last cry of terror and rage and was then consumed in the flames.  For a moment, we were all silent.  The silence was soon broken, however by the cheers of my brothers.  And so you see, laziness is one of the greatest offenses. 

Yours truly,

Pigling Bland


Retold By: Leo (13)
Grade: 8th

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