I called to Rus, asking if he needed help in the bathroom. He was astonished that I knew that and asked, "Mom, how did you know that I needed help in the bathroom?"
I replied, "Mom's know everything that their babies need!"
A bit puzzled, he concluded, "Wow, I guess even PEOPLE have instinctions!" (instincts)
Some more bathroom humor...
I asked Tert why he couldn't just go to the bathroom and get it over with. He answered, "Mom it's not that kind of poop."
I questioned, "Well, what kind of poop is it then?"
His answer, "The kind of poop they had in the old days!"
Rus - "Filia will probably be in first grade when I get married, so she can be my flower girl!"
"Mom, I love you just a SPECK more than I love Joli."
Little Tert walked up to Stephen with his catechism..."Dadda, there are some issues in this book."
"Mama, I ate my lip!!!"
Rus - "Mom, tomorrow I'll need you to stay out of your bedroom for a few hours because I'm going to be decorating it like the solar system!"
"Mom, can you remind me what a hamburger is?"
"Mom, if I had to leave you to go to school all day, I'd be so sad that I wouldn't even be able to learn my alphabet!"
Rus was doing an activity with his Destination Imagination team. All of the kids had to name their favorite foods. Kids were naming the usual...macaroni, pizza, spaghetti... When they got to Rus, he announced that his favorite food was CRAB LEGS (and he meant it!).
Tert is not the most politically-correct 3 year old. He was glancing at pictures in our History book and, pointing to some foreigners, asked, "Are those people ODDITIES?"
I asked him where he came from, and his answer was, "Africa!"
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