My precious husband gave me the early Mother's Day gift of a quiet evening at home. I just got a call from Sis (Stella), saying that they're about to descend on me, and the baby is NOT happy. So I'll end this blissful evening by sharing some funnies from kids. I need to remind myself of how cute they are before I'm thrust into the tearful bedtime routine. :)
Rus (age 3): "Mom! Your bum is as big as DADDY's!!"
"I can't wear these sneakers!! They aren't my color."
"I smell RENEWAL cow poop." (meant manure)
"Mommy, may you change the baby? I don't like the stink of him."
Rus told me that the poop on his bedroom floor was "probably tomorrow's poop."
"Can you wipe his nose? It's driving me CWAZY!"
"Mom, the baby is disrupting the kids!"
"Mom, can I have another ROAST BEEF." It took me the longest time to figure out that he meant a FRISBEE!
"That was so good I could hardly feel my tummy."
Stephen was describing something slanted. Leo observed,"You mean it's kind of oblique?"
Leo announced when the 3 boys were playing, "No one can every disconnect our brothership!!"
3 comments:
These were so cute. I love hearing what they've been up to and what quips they've said this time. These will be great for the memory book too! =)
He is so funny! Mom, you will have to put new sayings on! There are a couple funny ones! Anybody who reads this prepare to be baffled!
Not to upset anyone's delicate sensibilities, but he just asked me the other day with the most tender concern... "Mom, did God FORGOT to give you a penis?"
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